What Would Henny Youngman Do?

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I really, really shouldn't admit to dreaming up this joke. Watch carefully -- I'm about to do something stupid:
Joe: I think my urologist is a pessimist.
Bill: What makes you think that?
Joe: He told me my bladder is half-empty.
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Please be sure to tip the wait-staff generously.

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Teresa said…
Timothy. New post. No more Henny Youngman's please.

Thank you for your prompt attention. :)
June 5, 2008 at 9:58 AM
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